The Oil Crisis

There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.  Well, here's the answer: It's simple. Nobody bothered to check the oil.  Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.  All the oil is in Alaska, Texas, and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.

Trump's Wall

Q: Will Donald Trump's plan to finish building the wall on the Mexico boarder work?
A: It did for the Chinese, they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

The Liberal Clothing Store

I went into a Liberal clothing store today to purchase some pants. When I started trying on a few pairs, I noticed that all the pockets except one were visibly removed. I stopped a clerk and ask him if anyone complained. He said, "No, Liberals always want a hand out, so its not a problem!"  I asked what happened to the other pockets. "Don't worry, they don't go to waste: Conservatives use them to line theirs!"