The Liberal Clothing Store

I went into a Liberal clothing store today to purchase some pants. When I started trying on a few pairs, I noticed that all the pockets except one were visibly removed. I stopped a clerk and ask him if anyone complained. He said, "No, Liberals always want a hand out, so its not a problem!"  I asked what happened to the other pockets. "Don't worry, they don't go to waste: Conservatives use them to line theirs!"

Bill and Boris

Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I don't know what to do about it. I have a hundred bodyguards and one of them is a traitor. I don't know which one." "Not a big deal Boris, I'm stuck with a hundred economists I have to listen to all the time before any policy decision, and only one tells the truth, but it's never the same one."

The Islands

Bill Clinton once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now known as 'The Islands.'