World's Worst Pick-up Lines

• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
• Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
• Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
• I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
• Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
• Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I've seem to have lost mine.
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
• If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
• I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
• I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into that cheap motel room.
• The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
• Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Want to Dance?

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. "Would you like to dance with me?" he asked. She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her, "BIG NOSE!"

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