Ten Paces

Don't see the point in gunfights.
They always end in a draw.

Stupid Friend

My friend is so stupid, he thought General Motors was in the army.

Tee Shirt Lines

• "Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
• "I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead"
• "Husband and Cat Lost... Reward for Cat"
• "Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-Law on a Milk Carton"
• "Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt"
• "Learn from Your Parents' Mistakes... Use Birth Control"
• "If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees"
• "If You Can Read This...Kiss A Teecher"
• "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
• "If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There"
• "Procrastinate Now"
• "Rehab Is for Quitters"
• (Across a drawing of a skeleton) "Waiting for the Perfect Man"
• "My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse... .... He Couldn't do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse"
• "The More I Learn About Women, the More I Love My Harley"