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Bald Man with Holy Pockets
Q: Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?
A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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Eggs in an Intersection
Two eggs walk into an intersection. The first egg says to the other, "Eggscuse me!"
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Can't Win
My girlfriend got annoyed because I didn't have a pet name for her, then went crazy when I started calling her "Rover"
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Written By: KielPhillips
