One-Liner Jokes

Date Night

I had a date tonight. It was pretty sweet.
Next, I’m going to try a fig.

Anonymous

Fake It

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

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Anonymous

Need Alcohol?

I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.
You don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

Anonymous
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