One-Liner Jokes

Night Time

If you need a timepiece when it gets dark, come and see me.
I'm the night watch man.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Immature Wife

My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!

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Anonymous

Coffin Sales

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that was the last thing I needed.

Anonymous
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