One-Liner Jokes

Backup Needed

I'm not saying my girlfriend is promiscuous, but when she goes to the gynecologist, it's a two man job.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Clean-Up

The broom I bought is useless. All brooms are useless!
That's a sweeping generalisation

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Test Results

My doctor told me I had liver disease.
Better than having dier disease I suppose.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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