One-Liner Jokes

Dog and Fox

Q:  What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A:  Eight beers.

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Submitted BY: Frank Johnson

Tennis Wisdom

Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

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Paying Attention

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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