One-Liner Jokes

Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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Weak

I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym.
Guess we just weren't working out.

Anonymous

Italian Airline

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia.

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