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After drinking too much at the holiday party I stopped at a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo.
After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.
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Exxon Mobil
Q: Is Exxon Mobile restructuring its workforce because of $114 oil?
A: Yes, they had to add 25 Congressmen to the payroll!
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Parrot and Centipede
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!
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