One-Liner Jokes

Whisky Cure

I'm on a whisky diet.
Have already lost three days.

Anonymous

Old Magicians

Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it.

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Anonymous

Slaughterhouse

ABBAttoir: Where Scandinavian pop songs go to die.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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