One-Liner Jokes

Whisky Cure

I'm on a whisky diet.
Have already lost three days.

Anonymous

Old Magicians

Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it.

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Business One Liners - People's Opportunities

  • Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
  • Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens.
  • Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
  • Our present business is not to exchange compliments but arguments. - Robert Boyle, 17th century chemist
  • People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
  • People do not change, they only become more so.
  • People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
  • People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.
  • People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
  • People who are resistant to change cannot resist change for the worse. 

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