One-Liner Jokes

Whisky Cure

I'm on a whisky diet.
Have already lost three days.

Anonymous

Old Magicians

Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it.

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Anonymous

Marry Me

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

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