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I'm on a whisky diet.
Have already lost three days.
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Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it.
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Business One Liners - People's Opportunities
- Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
- Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens.
- Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
- Our present business is not to exchange compliments but arguments. - Robert Boyle, 17th century chemist
- People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
- People do not change, they only become more so.
- People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
- People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.
- People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
- People who are resistant to change cannot resist change for the worse.
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