One - Liner Assortment

1. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
2. You should have seen it when I got it. 
3. Create a need and fill it.
4. Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
5. Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.
6. Creditors have better memories than debtors.
7. Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
8. Dare to be average.
9. Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
10. Definition of an elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

Plasma Delivery

Q: What do you call boats that deliver plasma to hospitals?
A: Blood vessels

Worm Band

Q: What is a worm's favorite band?
A: Mud!