One-Liner Jokes

Cannibal Terror

A cannibal attacked employees at a curry factory. Most escaped injury, but the manager is in a korma.

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Auditions Galore

My friend got a dozen auditions for movies in the last week. I asked him how and all he could say was, "It's this new medication." He never told me what it was, but I could safely assume that it was a fast acting drug.

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Bugs With Attitude

Q:  What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
A: A maggot with attitude!

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