Old Age Jokes - Hearing Jokes

Up or Down?

There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a Caribbean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her hearing aides at home... Upon arriving to the cabin that was to be theirs during the trip, they noticed that it had 2 bunk beds. So, as they were retiring for the first night, the husband says to his wife, "Up, or down?" The wife inexplicably removes all her clothing and makes love to her husband all night long. The next night, the husband wonders if he'll get lucky again... So, he says to his wife, "Up, or down?" She again removes all her clothing and makes love to him all night long. This continues for 2 glorious weeks. When they arrive home from their trip, the wife retrieves her hearing aides. As they retire for the first night home, the husband decides to try the magic words again... "Up, or down?" His wife says, "What?" To which he replies, "During the whole trip, my dear, I said those words every night and you took off all your clothes and made love to me all night long." The wife says, "Ooooh, I thought you said 'Fuck, or drown !".

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

I Think Rover Is Getting A Bit Old...

"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf." "Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll get the shovel and clean it up!"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Anonymous

Answering Machine Test Line

Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line. Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear? ... BEEP

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes)
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