The Ring

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."  At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said." The lady's
eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 
"By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon." On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and
said, "Sir...There's no money in that account." "I know," said the old man..."But let me tell you about my weekend." 
 

Changing Places

Q: What do older women have between their breasts that younger women don't?
A: A bellybutton.

Jokes about Old

Old Electricians never die, they just do it until it Hz
Old Electricians never die, they just lose contact
Old Energizer Bunnies never die, they go on, and on, and on...
Old Engineers never die, they just lose their bearings
Old English Majors do it with Strunk and White
Old Environmentalists never die, they are just recycled
Old Eskimoes never die, they just get cold feet
Old Eskimoes never die, they just go cold
Old Exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost
Old Farmers never die, they just go to seed
Old Farmers never die, they just spade away
Old Fathers never die, they just become grandfathers
Old Fishermen never die, their rods just go limp
Old Fishermen never die, they just get reel tired
Old Fishermen never die, they just smell that way