Jokes about Old

Old Electricians never die, they just do it until it Hz
Old Electricians never die, they just lose contact
Old Energizer Bunnies never die, they go on, and on, and on...
Old Engineers never die, they just lose their bearings
Old English Majors do it with Strunk and White
Old Environmentalists never die, they are just recycled
Old Eskimoes never die, they just get cold feet
Old Eskimoes never die, they just go cold
Old Exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost
Old Farmers never die, they just go to seed
Old Farmers never die, they just spade away
Old Fathers never die, they just become grandfathers
Old Fishermen never die, their rods just go limp
Old Fishermen never die, they just get reel tired
Old Fishermen never die, they just smell that way

Aged Mother

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet." A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."
Finally they say, "When can we see the baby!?"
And the mother says, "You'll have to wait until the baby cries." And they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
The new mother says, "Because I forgot where I put it!"

Age Ideal Date

Age Ideal Date:
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast