Striking Statistics

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
The odds of winning the California lottery by matching all six numbers are 14 times greater than the odds of being struck by lightening, according to Lottery magazine. the figure drops to nine times greater in New Jersey, six times greater in Pennsylvania, and four times greater in Connecticut. 

Typhoon vs. Tycoon

Q: How are a typhoon and a tycoon similar?
A: They are both packed with a lot of wind!

Bill, Hillary and Chelsea

Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One. Bill says to Hillary, "I could make a lot of people very happy if I threw 1 million $1 bills out of this plane." Hillary says, "Oh yeah, well I could make even more people happy if I threw 1 million $5 bills out of this plane." Chelsea says, "I could make the whole world happy if I threw you both out of this plane!"