Money Jokes

Appeal a Case

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

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Anonymous

My Only Extravagance

"Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"

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Anonymous

HMO

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination. It's a flat fee.

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Submitted BY: Wendy Liebman
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