Fisherman Pay

Q: What kind of money do fishermen make?
A: Net profits!

Florida Orange Growers and O.J. Simpson

Q: Why did Florida orange growers offer O.J. Simpson $3 million?
A: To change his name to Apple Juice.

Holland Visitor

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."