Money Jokes - Money Owed Jokes

Leprechaun Lender

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Categories: Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
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Never Lend Money

A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts." She says, "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you." He replies "I would pay you $50 just to see one of them." She thinks for a minute and decides to do it. He says "Wow that is the most perfect breast I ever saw... I will give you another $50 if you show me both at the same time." She does it, and he gives her the money. The friend leaves and her husband comes home. She says "your best friend just stopped by." He answers, "Great did he leave the $100 he owed me?"

Categories: Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Shark Week - Lender

Q: To whom do fish go to borrow money?
A: The loan shark!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week)
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