Money Jokes

Asking For Money

A telemarketer was trying to make a particularly difficult sale. The person was just about to hang up, and the telemarketer said, "Look, pretend I'm your kid asking for money! What would you say?" Instantly the man hung up.

Anonymous

Who Gets It

There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the street. Who picks it up? The perfect woman, because the other two are fictional characters!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Front Door

Yo mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.

Anonymous
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