Money Jokes

Who Gets It

There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the street. Who picks it up? The perfect woman, because the other two are fictional characters!

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Yo Mama - Front Door

Yo mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.

Anonymous

Satisfied Viewers

Q: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys

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