Heavy Weight

Q: What kind on currency will you find a lot of in fat people?
A: Pounds!

Free Water

Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.

Money Quotes

• Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J. Paul Getty
• A man explained inflation to his wife thus, 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.' Lord Barnett
• Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker
• My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. Errol Flynn