Money Quotes

• Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J. Paul Getty
• A man explained inflation to his wife thus, 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.' Lord Barnett
• Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker
• My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. Errol Flynn

Jewish Love of Air

Q: Why do Jewish people love air?
A: Because it's free.

Wrong Place Wrong Time

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Darnell Madison, 37, was shot and killed in July in Homewood, Ala., when he burst into a motel room intending to rob the seven men whom he had seen with a wad of money. He was unaware they were armed police officers working on another case.