Paying As We Go

Many of us would be delighted to pay as we go if we could only catch up from paying as we've already gone.

Mexican Elite

Q: What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?
A: The Juan percent.

Duck's Form of Payment

There was a duck that went to a local store to buy chapstick, the clerk asked if he would pay cash and the duck said, no, just put it on my bill.