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Military Jokes - Army Jokes
Army Officer
Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
A: A sharp major.
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Flat Major
Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.
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Army Job
Q: What is the most boring job in the Army?
A: Drill Sergeant.
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