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Math & Science Jokes - Mathematics
Prime Weed
Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
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Book Talk
Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.
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Do the Math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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