Math & Science Jokes - Mathematics

Flight Risk

A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non- has terrible flight panic.
"Hey, don't worry, it's just every 10000th flight that crashes."
"1:10000? So much? Then it surely will be mine!"
"Well, there is an easy way out. Simply take the next plane. It's much more probable that you go from a crashing to a non-crashing plane than the other way round. So you are already at 1:10000 squared."

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Art & Music Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous

Do the Math

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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