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Laboratory Monkeys
Q: What do you call a blender full of laboratory monkeys?
A: Rhesus pieces.
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Away in a Test Tube
Away in a Test Tube (Melody: "Away in a Manger")
Away in a test tube My plague cultures grow On nutrient agar Mankind's greatest foe It's easy to grow them If one does it right At thirty-five Celsius All day and all night Once they are ready You can let them go To sicken the masses With pus-filled buboes.
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More Precious
You are more precious than dilithium crystals.
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