Boogers And Spinach

Q: What's the difference between boogers and spinach?
A: You can't get kids to eat spinach

Constipation

One day a kid asked his friend if he'd seen the movie ''constipation?'' His friend replied "no". ''yeah...'' he said ''it never came out.

Boy or Girl

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" "How can you tell?" asks girl baby. "Easy," says boy baby. And, with that, he threw off the blankets, hoisted up his itty-bitty night-shirt and proudly pointed downward. "See..... blue booties"