First Movie Alone

A little kid goes to his first movie alone. He buys one ticket and goes in. A minute later, he comes back out to buy another ticket. The man at the counter asks, "Why do you want another one?" The kid replies, "Because that man over there ripped the first one in half."

Three Kids

Anna's mother has 3 kids, the youngest daughter's name is Penny,  the middle daughter's name is Nickel. What is the oldest daughter's name? You think you know it??? Aww,  a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime,  but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!

Military for Babies

Q: Which branch of the military do babies join?
A: The infantry!