Tasting Day at School

A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth. "Can you guess what it is?" "I don't know," said the boy. "I'll give you a hint. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning." The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it. It's a piece of ass."

Talks of Children

There were three women, a red head, a brunette and a blonde. They started talking about sex. The red headed one said, "I'm gonna have three babies." The brunette said she was going to have twins. The blonde started crying and the other two women asked her what was wrong. The blonde said she was gonna have baby dogs because she had sex doggy style!

A Book of Animals

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. The girl's mother asked her "What does the cow say?" her daughter says "Moooo!" Her mother asks again, "Great! What does the cat say?" her daughter replies "Meow." "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud."