What Do Your Parents Do?

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." "That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?" Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amy" said the teacher. "What does your parent do, Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "Nothing. He's an economist."

Prayground?

Q: Where do religious school children practice sports?
A: In the prayground!

Not Again

I took my four year old granddaughter to the hospital to see her new baby sister. She didn't want anything to do with her. As we were leaving I asked her if she wanted to see the babies in the nursery so I held her up to the window . There was another new born in the same place where her baby sister had been earlier . She looked at me and said "Oh no! Not again!"