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Hamburger
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.
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Say Anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house and of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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Visiting Grandpa's Farm
A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm when one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his grandfather playing with himself. The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?" Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"
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