Jokes about Families

Please Run Away

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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Soothing Talk

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart that contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert." A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son Albert." The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

Anonymous

Nymphomaniac?

"Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?"
"Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!"

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