Jokes about Families

Put Something In It

Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home)
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Questions

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy! You men are all alike." sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about you."

Categories: Money Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Father-in-Law Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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In-Laws and Outlaws

Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father-in-Law Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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