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Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mother's milk.
Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher! Number One: It's fresh. Number Two: It's nutritious. Number Three: It's served at just the right temperature. And Number Four: It comes in a cool container!"
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Family Tree Results
You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
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When Lincoln Was Your Age
A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."
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