Jokes about Families

Banana Truth

I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I continued. "It’s true!" "When was the last time you ate a monkey?!" 

Anonymous

Bragging Rights

"My brother likes to brag about the size of his penis which doesn't bother me, I just wish he wouldn't rub it in my face."

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New Words

A boy from France comes to America, he wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learns "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!''

Anonymous
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