Insult Jokes

The Mexico City Earthquake?

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.

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Insult: Runaway

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".

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The Blonde Thought...

A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.

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