Being Smart Tool

Being smart is a great tool for knowing how to make big achievements. But sometimes, playing dumb will move things along a bit.

George W. Bush Eats Out

George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife, Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
"I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," answers the President.
"But sir, what about the mad cow?!!" asks the waiter.
"Oh," answers Dubya, "she'll order for herself."

That's Lazy

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.