Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Siri Halloween

Apple user: Siri, what should I be for Halloween?
Siri: You should dress up as chap stick and tell people you're "the balm"

Anonymous

Teenage Witch

Q: What did the teenage witch say to her mother?
A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

Anonymous

Halloween Fashion

Q: Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?
A: Bootiques.

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