Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Make a Witch Itch

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the "w"!

Anonymous

Falling Witch

Q: When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
A: Get wet!

Anonymous

Bill Clinton for Halloween

A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door with his pants around his ankles.

Anonymous
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