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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
 
      Make a Witch Itch
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the "w"!
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                        Falling Witch
Q: When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
A: Get wet!
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                        Bill Clinton for Halloween
A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door with his pants around his ankles.
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