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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Vampire Newspapers
Q: Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall St Journal?
A: He heard it had great circulation!
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Anonymous
Graveyard Noise
Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!
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Anonymous
2020 Halloween Plans?
Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for seven months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore....
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Submitted BY: MEG