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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Boo Babies
Q: Why couldn't the boy ghost get the girl ghost pregnant?
A: Because he had a hallow-weenie.
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Jack-O-Lantern Jitters
Q: Why was the Jack-O-Lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
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Finger Food
Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.
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