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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Bone Scale
Q: What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?
A: Skele tons!
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Holiday Jokes
(Halloween Jokes)
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Pirate Joke
Q: What do you sew on a Pirate Halloween costume to fix a tear?
A: A pumpkin patch.
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Copyright © 2014 - Juliana Palmcook - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Juliana Palmcook
Halloween Cat
Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.
Categories:
Holiday Jokes
(Halloween Jokes)
, Animal Jokes
(Cat Jokes)
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Death Jokes)
, One-Liner Jokes
, Word Play Jokes
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
