Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Witness Halloween

Q: Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?
A: They don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors.

Submitted BY: piftsy

Six Legs and Flies

Q: What has six legs and flies?
A: A witch giving her cat a ride!

Anonymous

Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

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