Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Santa Can't Have Children

Q: Why can't Santa have children?
A: He only comes once a year.

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Christmas Weather

Q: What kind of weather should you expect at the North Pole during Christmas?
A: Snow and Reindeer

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Horrible Christmas Gift

Q: What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

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