Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Snow Friend

Q: Why are snowmen good at meeting people at parties?
A: They know how to break the ice.

Anonymous

Urologist Christmas

Q: How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?
A: He looked inside Santa's sack.

Submitted BY: FarTooLong

Christmas Eve Dyslexic

Let's spare a thought for dyslexic children around the world this Christmas eve.
Lying awake in bed, worried sick about having Satan climb down their chimney.

Submitted BY: Nekranox
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