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Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes
Frosty Shopping
Q: Why was Frosty told to leave the grocery store?
A: Because he was caught picking his nose in the produce isle.
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Submitted BY: JohnT
Dracula Christmas Greetings
Q: What did Dracula write in his Christmas card?
A: Best vicious of the season!
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Christmas Present Insult
How to be Insulting at Christmas: Try to duplicate presents wherever possible then lose the receipts so that none of them can be exchanged. If they happen to be things you want yourself, so much the better. Just offer to take them back.
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