Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

How Do Jewish People Celebrate Christmas?

Q: How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
A: They all gather around their cash registers and sing, "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

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Barbie and G.I. Joe

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

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Christmas Greeting

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas!

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