Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

How Do Jewish People Celebrate Christmas?

Q: How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
A: They all gather around their cash registers and sing, "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

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Christmas Greeting

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas!

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Cat on the Beach

Q:  Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A:  Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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