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Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes
Santa to the Blondes
Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A: "Ho. Ho. Ho."
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Anonymous
Jodi's Purse
A drunk guy calls a radio station on Christmas day and asks for the DJ. He tells him that he found a purse outside the mall. It has $1500 in cash, a couple of credit cards, an iPhone 13 pro, and a driver's license with Jodi's name on it."
The DJ replied, "Wow, sort of a Christmas miracle. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"
"No. I just wanted to request a sad song for Jodi."
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Anonymous
No Ho Ho
Want to save money this Christmas and need an excuse for the kids? Just tell them that Santa had a fever and didn't make it through the pandemic.
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Submitted BY: MEG
