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Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes
Christmas Ghost
Q: What did the ghost of Christmas past say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Donkey Xmas
Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.
Categories:
Animal Jokes
(Donkey Jokes)
, Holiday Jokes
(Christmas Jokes)
, Word Play Jokes
, Riddles
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Holiday Confession
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church during the Christmas holidays, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest knocks three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either."
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Submitted BY: 33KJinLA
