Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

No Brakes

Did you ever hear about Blitzen the brown nosed reindeer? He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't stop as quick!

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Resting Clause

Q:  What's Santa called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
A:  Santa pause!

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Holiday Tattoo

A girl gets a tattoo of Santa Claus on one thigh and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that there is something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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