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Costume Party
My best friend showed up at my Halloween party dressed as an abacus.
I knew I could count on him.
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Somebody Flunked Elf School...
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same as yours." Santa's helper blows his cover when he says, "Well, hello, Harold!"
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New Year's Warning
Q: What happens if you drink so much that you lose your glasses?
A: The rest of the night will be a blur.
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